2. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
White: Mine or other womens'?
Mustard: Yours!
White: Five, yes just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

3. Plum: I thought he was dead. But what difference does it make now?
Scarlet: It makes quite a difference to him!

4. Scarlet: Maybe there is such a thing as life after death.
White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

5. Peacock: Is there a little girls room in the hall?
Yvette: Oui oui, Madame.
Peacock: Oh no, I just want to powder my nose.

6. White: Nobody can get into that position!
Plum: Sure they can, let me show you.
White: Get off me!

7. Peacock: Oh, who cares?! The guy doesn't matter! Let him stay, locked up for another half an hour! The police will be here by then, and there are two dead bodies in the study!
All: SSSHHHHHH!

8. Plum: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Peacock: No, just death, isn't that enough?